Dirty Garage Brew -Speakeasy
mission statement:
serve the best damn coffee in town. no frills, no suits. if you want a cup? bring your own fuckin cup and roll in the garage and get it. Thick, strong, sweet on the tongue.
The brew: espresso shots, turkish, cold brew, maybe a shitty cocktail if we feel like it. all made on my roaster, all roasted by hand.
the service: lean back on the stool(at your own risk dumbass), sip slow, talk dirty, sip some more. we don't have wi-fi. we don’t have blankets..what the fuck do you think this is
First RULE of dgb:WE don’t talk about dgb. Ever
korean smoked f'n salmon
i made this shit yeah, sockeye of course you dumb ass, wtf is wrong with you? of course its made on a mutherfukin smoker you doudchenozzel
the best g'damn scratch made smoke bisquits in the upstate (#noshit)
if i told you, id have to kill you bitch. now please step the fuk away before you get the “SAW” treatment